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Denise has asked if we can help her find someone to love. We suggested she needs to be seen in public a bit more often, so she made this video. No crank callers, thankyou.
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The credit crunch has hit the household of Dr Joseph McCrumble. He clings to the memories of his time as a celebrity scientist (with expertise in the exciting field of parasitology), but now lives in a partly-converted, wooden barn with his family (wife Dolores, twin boys X and Y and a two year old toddler, No. 3) as well as Ravel, his faithful research assistant. He needs to keep going for the sake of reviving his career. His family just wants a home built of brick and a 24/7 electrical supply.
About Me
- Dr Joseph McCrumble
- My Name is Joseph McCrumble. I am a scientist and artist, married to Dolores, father to twins (X and Y), and a newborn son (No.3). This is my attempt to bring my science and art to the wider world. Please do not judge me harshly.
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8 comments:
That's a nice, clean shave you've had there, Denise. What razor did you use ? A cut-throat or a Bic ?
No sound on my p.c. so had to lip-read. I'm sure you'll get your man any day now.
Chin up.
Hello Denise
Blondes have all the fun m'dear so expect answers to your video v soon!!
PS: you're very mysterious, hiding behind those big rock star shades! xxxxx
I have sound !!!
Ah Denise ... that voice ! Those lips ! Stroll on, girl, I cannot see why the fellas aren't rocking up to escort you out ?
It's Christmas time. The office party might be a good (first) place to step out.
But you take care out there. There are a lot of people who would like to take advantage of an innocent lady like yourself.
Turn to your good friend, Delores, for advice in that department.
Micky - you like? Denise says please send a photo and biographical details and she might get back to you
Abigail - Denise is so shy she couldn't even look at herself in the webcam. Those glasses are totally opaque!
Dr. McC.
Alas, I am not the kind of person a fair lady like Denise would be attracted to. I also have some very strange biograpical details ...
The sweet lady must look elsewhere.
This is the story of my life...
Sigh !
Hello Micky - tell us more ....
Denise I'm afraid the game is up for me. I am like your good self a woman. Well that's since last year after my operation in Amsterdam.
If only I had seen your video before I might have stayed male.
Hugs and kisses.
Janey, Janey. Your imagination is flying high. I am afraid I am going to have to 'ground' it a little. My biograpical details are too painful to share outside my circle of (similar) acquaintences. However, we do meet once a month, under the full moon, down in The Forest, so should you be wandering by at that time ...
Dr. McC. Perhaps you have heard us ?
Prof Plum. Denise's heart is not the only one to be broken.
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