Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Catch Curly

Hello all

Following the destruction of my Institute, a reward has been offered for information leading to the capture of the chief suspect - the man whose picture is displayed in the previous post. My Uncle Jake, who was the main benefactor of the Institute, issued the following statement yesterday, and asked me to post it on the blog in case Curly was reading this:

'Attn Curly:

You burnt down my nephew's Institute, and for that you are going to pay. I am not only offering a substantial reward of $10,000 for your capture, but I am ensuring that the British police force are given additional resources to help them in your quest. On top of that, I am launching legal proceedings to sue you for damages to my property. Yes, that's right Curly. It was I who owned the Insitute, and I do not take kindly to sinners like yourself making other people's lives a living Hell by your phsycotic actions. The best thing you can do now is turn yourself over to the British police force, to prevent me from having to actually pay out the reward.

Yours truly



Gorilla Bananas said...

"The best thing you can do now is turn yourself over to the British police force, to prevent me from having to actually pay out the reward."

I doubt he will see this advice as impartial.

Dr Joseph McCrumble said...

GB - I think he was speaking 'ironically'. My Uncle Jake is very careful with his money, and will not take kindly to having to pay out a reward of this magnitude.

Anonymous said...

Actually Mr Mc Crumble I do think Curly bears a strong resemblence to Tom Jones you know.Was he wearing a medallion do you know?


Dr Joseph McCrumble said...

MULP - are we thinking of the same Tom Jones? He was not wearing a medallion, nor did he thrust his hips forward at any juncture.

Musa Wo said...

Hav yuu pripad th bd?
Ai am goi tu lai daun.

Nyaa lima ngi la.

Anonymous said...

McCrumble, I have to confess to missing you, so I thought I'd pop by to check on your progress. Curly actually looks more like a bloke I used to go out with, called Harry, than Tom Jones, unless you are talking about the guy who works down the chip shop who swears he IS Tom Jones...

I take it Timothy has not made a reappearance? Terribly sad. I also trust that the fragrant Dolores, X, Y and #3 are doing well in their new abode?

Just to say hi really.

Miss you

Dr Joseph McCrumble said...

Hazel - Tom Jones vs Curly... maybe they are related. Very distantly, though, since one is clearly Welsh, and the other is American.

No sign of Timothy yet. We weep over his loss. Everyone else is coping fairly well, thanks.