Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Telegram from Nairobi

Am currently in Nairobi stop otherwise known as Nairobbery stop Having to stay in expensive hotel full of ladies of the night stop they have shown interest in me for reasons unknown stop I have nothing to offer them stop Tomorrow off to the countryside searching for new places to look for parasites stop time to destination approx 6 hours stop will be driven along newly restored highway before turning left onto unsurfaced road stop Have been told bandit problem no longer significant stop hope this is a true statement stop Will be carrying supplies and spare tyres in case of unscheduled stop stop Weather predicted to be fair en route stop Will take photographs of journey and post to blog when I next encounter an internet terminal stop All being well will return to UK on Sunday when normal blogging service will resume stop

6 comments:

Nikki said...

dr stop what ever you do don't stop more that you have to stop stop we don't want you getting hurt stop then you wouldn't be allowed to go to Nairobi stop mrs dr would kick your butt stop how would you research and discover more parasites then stop let me reiterate stop don't stop unless you have to stop stop if you do have to stop make sure you have running shoes stop what ever you do don't stop running stop.

HE HE HE Had to do it.

Hope your trip is going well. Take care. I would love to see those pictures. Stop.

SafeTinspector said...

You should examine the women. Probably lots of parasites to be seen there.

LindyK said...

You might have picked up a great many interesting parasites from said hotel. Stop. Best of luck, and a safe trip!

SheBah said...

Sounds like you are surrounded by two legged parasites - do you need look any further?

Nikki said...

Hope the trip went (is going?) well.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Your Institute must be well-funded to be sending you on field trips every other month. You could have allowed the ladies to give you a massage without violating your marital covenant.